Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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