Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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