Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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