check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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