If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I have fence marks all over my body
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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