That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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