People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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