My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Drake has all the answers
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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