Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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