So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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