New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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