Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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