Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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