Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
