and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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