It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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Goodbee
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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