your room smells of hookers.
And success
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I have post one night stand depression
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