Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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