I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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