Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just found a bag of teeth...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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