her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I woke up under a house in Key West
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