Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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