sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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