Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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