tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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