i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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