she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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