About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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