You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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