no you cant smoke seaweed
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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