I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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