I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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