jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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