I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
she told me i tasted like america
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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