The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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