His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I will be naked everywhere
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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