If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
