you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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