Kareoke will never be a sober sport
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
FUCK WHALES
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