Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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