You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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