You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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