Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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