Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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