We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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