not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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