i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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