white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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