This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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