I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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