i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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