I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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