is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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