if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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